|Wednesday, February 6th, 2008|
I don't know if anyone still reads this community, but one of my professors told a funny math joke in my linear algebra class this morning!A professor and his TA were walking down a hall. The professor divided a class's tests and handed one of the two piles to his TA to grade. They continued walking, and the TA dropped one of her tests. The professor picked it up and said, "I'll take this test. Adding one more to my pile won't make a difference." The TA then handed the rest of her pile to the professor. When he looked at her confused, she said, "Well, don't you believe in induction?" Current Mood: amused
|Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007|
Calculus pickup line
Will you be my derivative? I’ll be the area under your curves. Current Mood: hot
|Saturday, October 28th, 2006|
A party of functions
I would like to point y'all to this episode of Dinosaur Comics. :D Current Mood: amused
|Friday, June 30th, 2006|
coconut cream pi
why is this community not active!? its concept is beyond super.
here's some math jokes anyway:
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the
son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math.
The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"
"You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!"
Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A: A Möbius strip club.
|Thursday, January 26th, 2006|
Ahem. Was wandering from journal to journal, and I found these on dryponder
's journal. Made me think of this community.
"Your eyes are like twin rhombicuboctahedrons. I feel I could get lost in them for days, solving the equation of love, where x=the amount of lust we feel and y=our commitment to each other."
"Listen babe, scientists theorize that there are an infinite number of alternate universes, in which every possible outcome is realized. We've gotta be together in at least one of these alternates...let's make it this one." Current Mood: amused
|Monday, October 31st, 2005|
|Wednesday, October 26th, 2005|
Hi everyone. :). I'm new to this community. I love math, and math humor. I should fit in well.
|Sunday, September 4th, 2005|
"Four out of five people have difficulties with fractions." Current Mood: weird
|Thursday, September 1st, 2005|
|Tuesday, August 16th, 2005|
|Monday, August 8th, 2005|
A Geek Tragedy
is a weekly gag comic about a maths PhD student.
So I thought a maths humour think was a good place advertise it.
Edit: or "math humor". 2 nations divided by the Atlantic Ocean as a wise man once said
|Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005|
So I finally made this community. XD
I'll be posting some jokes later on in the evening.